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My left foot is cursed

Me: I stubbed my 4th toe against the bed like a champion
Me: It’s crooked and swollen now
Me: I tried to snap it back into place (like I previously did with my 2nd toe)
Me: This toe said fuck off and it now hurts like shit
SY: Oh my god can you please not try to correct this you crack self taught psycho chiro
Me: I felt very manly that one time, like I could survive in an apocalypse and shit. Now I just feel like I’d be the first one to die lmao
Me: Defeated by 1cm of misaligned furniture

Tags clumsy, friends

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ChatGPT would like a word with you

Post author By neko
Post date May 24, 2025
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Me: I’m going to be a vibe coder this weekend
D: You mean lazy grifter

Tags friends, funny

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The lowest of scores

I didn’t think it was possible for eNPS scores to hit a single digit.

Tags work

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In the darkest of days

Can you please set them all on fire?

I need to see them be useful for something even if only as tinder.

Tags rant, work

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Friendship +10

*casually forwarding memes to my coworkers*

P: I had no idea that WSM was a mushroom
Me: He is a massive dick after all

Tags funny, work

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Things they didn’t teach you at school

Post author By neko
Post date January 16, 2025
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Is there a mental disorder where a person blames everyone and/or everything else for their problems, but never examine their own action or inaction as the problem itself? And at the same time fancies themselves a benevolent champion of sorts?

How do you handle such lunacy?

If I’m going to have a mental breakdown, I just need to know if there’s Wi-Fi in the psych ward.

Tags rant, work

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Into the nineties

A long time ago way back in college, I heard this mix on Ministry of Sound’s Chillout Sessions and couldn’t for the life of me figure out what one of the track was called.

Fast forward a couple of years, one of my account directors who happened to be some old school underground jungle drum and bass dude, happened to have a copy of that mix (like I don’t even remember how we started talking about it) but it was like… an untitled mp3 file.

1.5 decades later I find out the mix is curated by a “DJ Sean” and the track I really wanted has no name and essentially has been lost to history.

The universe is just openly mocking me now.