The internet sucks hairy balls

Monday, October 05, 2009

I really do reckon my work would get done twenty times faster if, oh let's say, Streamyx wasn't such a dirty whore and didn't fucking suck as much.

Malaysia has shit for internet. Grade A cow poop.

It feels like TM is harboring aborted fetuses that sit in their servers gnawing at cables screeching for life, justice and all that jazz. There we go, unrecognizable demonic masses running around TM's headquarters because in the course of ripping everyone in the country off, someone forgot to cap their toyol urn.


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posted at 10/05/2009 06:52:00 PM by nekomatta · 2 comments

Office orgy

Friday, April 03, 2009

>start message to adam mw
>dear adam, on behalf of the mw creative team, we would like to know if you will
>be joining us for a tumble in middle valley today. please rsvp, ty!
>end message to adam mw

>start message from adam mw
>Dear mw team, i formally accept your invitation and currently on the way to the
>valley of legend. - The One
>end message from adam mw

It's really not as bad as it sounds.

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posted at 4/03/2009 05:26:00 PM by nekomatta · 0 comments

Psychadelic dreamin'

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Farid's House of Entertainment presents, ninja Gilbert:

Ninja Gilbert!

Gilbert has never been so pimped out, ever <3

I have noticed the lack of verbal diarrhea in my recent posts (what a foggy brain does to you... and DotA, heh). Don't worry, it's a hiatus that's about to end but for now, another lazy, self-explanatory Facebook album:

Recently, VivaV invaded Schokolart. Nas has the better shots but her album isn't available to public! ;x

Fondue with Nas.
Fondue with Nas.

I also spent one long night at the hairstylist's coloring my hair. Here is my amazing (read: cam whoring) artsy fartsy attempt at showing off my newly purple hair to bebeh:

Psylocke purple wannabe... gotta love how iSight makes you 10x instantly more pleasing to the eye.
Psylocke purple wannabe... gotta love how iSight makes you 10x instantly more pleasing to the eye.

Oh, and happy birthday to Mooky and Zahir :)

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posted at 3/19/2009 03:36:00 PM by nekomatta · 2 comments

The Hello Kitty office edition

Friday, March 06, 2009

One fine, unsuspecting Friday afternoon...

Back from a meeting only to see--Gilbert and S&M Hello Kitty!
Back from a meeting only to see--Gilbert and S&M Hello Kitty!

... Hanim clawed her way through a crowd of giggly girls and that one random guy who stood there pretending to be all cool with a balloon tied to his fanny pack to get our own office S&M Hello Kitty.

S&M Hello Kitty had a great time getting to know people in the office :D

Oh, SEAJam 2009 was great (I know right, you'd think I could be a little more flashy with the adjectives). And I'm really looking forward to pole out at the chocolate fondue place in Solaris this Saturday ;)

I also now owe Hanim a pint of cherry garcia.

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posted at 3/06/2009 05:57:00 PM by nekomatta · 0 comments

Gilbert's Revenge

Monday, January 12, 2009

In sniping position
In sniping position

Don't mess with the frog. That is all.

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posted at 1/12/2009 06:39:00 PM by nekomatta · 2 comments

The first week of work and play

Our little pole performance group with all the VV divas and hunks at PWTC yesterday for the Youth 09 event:

Pole dancers, represent!
Pole dancers, represent!

Hugs to Miko, Nana, Kenny, Chunky Monkey, Mash, Trix, Raven, Emerald, Ophelia, Ms. Delicious, Emerald and Lola <3

My arms are so stiff now--yes, back on the pole and immediately inverting after a lazy, lazy one month break was not the greatest idea ever. It was also an interesting week for Gilbert. He made new friend(s):

Hello, turtle!
Hello, turtle!

And got shot at:

Uuuuuuuu :(
Uuuuuuuu :(

I found Gilbert stuffed in one of the cardboard document holders today (/cough a few words with you Adam!). Such is the life of an office plushie.

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posted at 1/12/2009 12:55:00 PM by nekomatta · 0 comments

In swinging motion

Monday, January 05, 2009

I will pole more, I promise. But for now:

Chengos, Ed and the Kl Swing! kids.
Chengos, Ed and the Kl Swing! kids.

KL Swing! hearts Chengos and Ed. Much love for coming out to teach us some moves this past Saturday! :)

Also, work at Motionworks has officially started. I have a massive fort smack in the middle of the room... how's that for space! Rest assured I will bring Gilbert tomorrow to help crowd up my work space :D

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posted at 1/05/2009 12:16:00 PM by nekomatta · 3 comments
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nekomatta is...

This is Sean when she's emo. Sean Sean Tan;

sarcastic wordsmith, dirty in oh-so-many ways, fun-loving IE-hating CSS worshiping markup "engineer", anime-styled arm flailing expressive communicator, proudly self-initiated member of the cult of milk and caffeine, snotty pink crayon lover, tree hugging hippy organic designer, pole dancer wannabe, swing-a-ling lindy hopper, rabid arcane mage/bitchin' disc priest/annoying resto druid--sometimes spazzy, often giggly, always loud.
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