Hallmark card greetings
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
"Meeting you would be like going for a root canal."
"You're like a durian; sweet and foul at the same time."
I love my friends, my other half and my other other half but... COME. ON. YOU GUYS!?
I realize my charming personality as well as my ostentatious albeit deplorably sordid (at best) wit and humor doesn't even graze the surface of propriety nor does it exude the grace and elegance one would attach to the generic female species but REALLY NOW.
Dental work analogies? And a durian!? Do I look like a fruit to you?
Okay, wait. Don't answer that.
"Meeting you would be like going for a root canal."
"You're like a durian; sweet and foul at the same time."
I love my friends, my other half and my other other half but... COME. ON. YOU GUYS!?
I realize my charming personality as well as my ostentatious albeit deplorably sordid (at best) wit and humor doesn't even graze the surface of propriety nor does it exude the grace and elegance one would attach to the generic female species but REALLY NOW.
Dental work analogies? And a durian!? Do I look like a fruit to you?
Okay, wait. Don't answer that.
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Sean Sean Tan;
sarcastic wordsmith, dirty in oh-so-many ways, fun-loving IE-hating CSS worshiping markup "engineer", anime-styled arm flailing expressive communicator, proudly self-initiated member of the cult of milk and caffeine, snotty pink crayon lover, tree hugging hippy organic designer, pole dancer wannabe, swing-a-ling lindy hopper, rabid arcane mage/bitchin' disc priest/annoying resto druid--sometimes spazzy, often giggly, always loud.
20% sugar, 80% kink.
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Haven't visited your blog for like, only awhile, and you've got this megapixel pic of yourself in, what? your undies? good god, the old man back home would jump and hit the ceiling lol
on a side note note, i think that picture repels him from actually coming to the site.. which is groovy, since that will steer him to kepo yours instead of mine ahahhahah
it's only good for laughs, especially since your blog is practically drowning in sarcasm... sorry to say, i'm not really into emo stuff that's on blogs
bleh i don't really update my site that much, so he can go visit all he wants....anyway, there isn' really anything personal or emo on my blog (unlike someone else's) :P
...and not to mention, not everyone likes to strike a *ugh* pseudo-sexy pose (or at least try to) in front of a camera
what pseudo-sexy pose? was merely attempting to impersonate your bitchy look :p ohsnapburn :D
lol <3
and what bitchy look? i don't exactly camwhore in my lingerie, in case u haven't noticed :P
and oh yeah i lost another pair of glasses...your talent must be rubbing off me