Hallmark card greetings
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
"Meeting you would be like going for a root canal."
"You're like a durian; sweet and foul at the same time."
I love my friends, my other half and my other other half but... COME. ON. YOU GUYS!?
I realize my charming personality as well as my ostentatious albeit deplorably sordid (at best) wit and humor doesn't even graze the surface of propriety nor does it exude the grace and elegance one would attach to the generic female species but REALLY NOW.
Dental work analogies? And a durian!? Do I look like a fruit to you?
Okay, wait. Don't answer that.
"Meeting you would be like going for a root canal."
"You're like a durian; sweet and foul at the same time."
I love my friends, my other half and my other other half but... COME. ON. YOU GUYS!?
I realize my charming personality as well as my ostentatious albeit deplorably sordid (at best) wit and humor doesn't even graze the surface of propriety nor does it exude the grace and elegance one would attach to the generic female species but REALLY NOW.
Dental work analogies? And a durian!? Do I look like a fruit to you?
Okay, wait. Don't answer that.
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Sean Sean Tan;
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