The way it swings
Friday, July 06, 2007
Of course, it's still technically "today" for me despite it actually being realistically "tomorrow" since I've yet to sleep. Today was massive heaps of fun. Incoherent. Chaotic. Exciting. More fun. TRANSFORMERS. And more fun.
8am: Numb
Still suffering from last night's flat and horridly tasteless snot of a nutrition-filled snack they call oatmeal. It's OUTmeal. For the record, it tastes nothing like Nestum. Nestum is amazing while oatmeal is incomparibly, godforsakenly awful... ugh, filth. I spit on oatmeal!
I'd rather swallow.
Yeah. It's THAT bad.
Afternoon: Boredem
I had to find ways to entertain myself because my usual source of excitement/entertainment/attention was busy elsewhere sending vocal shockwaves into the nearest window panes and giving the neighbours hell.
6pm: Chaos to the n-th degree, Fourier Transform style
Some things have a tendency to... spiral out of control and mature before its actual estimated time of release. Granted the variables were rigged by yours truly and not-too-shamelessly divulged, you would say I was really, really asking for it. However, consoling with Paulo is sometimes almost as comforting as getting stabbed in the eye with a blunt spoon.
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: and i think i'm going to puke over my toes
Kirlian Nexx says: LOL
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: like now
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: cause
Kirlian Nexx says: Ok go to the bathroom :x
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: i think he found it
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: i'm going to throw up
Kirlian Nexx says: LOL
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: like bad
Kirlian Nexx says: I tried for like 5 mins and gave up ;o
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: considering i took out 5
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: i'm going to throw up
Kirlian Nexx says: Five?
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: i so am
Kirlian Nexx says: I thought there were only 2
Kirlian Nexx says: lol
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: one every month
Kirlian Nexx says: Ahh ok
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: i chickened out with a few
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: i'm going to throw up
Kirlian Nexx says: BAWKKKKKKK :D
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: i'm going to throw up
Kirlian Nexx says: Well you knew the chances were high! ;x
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: i know but
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: i'm so throwing up
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: ........... like now.
Kirlian Nexx says: LOL
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: TAIHEN DESUUUUUUUU OMG O M G
Kirlian Nexx says: Que pasa?
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: TAI HEN DESU TAIHEN omfg i'm freaking out
Kirlian Nexx says: Oh come on you drama queen ;x hehe
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: i. am. freaking. out.
**a few hundred OMGs, soiled toes and a quiet moment squatting in the corner my room later**
Kirlian Nexx says: Well next time till will make you think twice about consequences ;o
Kirlian Nexx says: Though I don't think it matters
Kirlian Nexx says: He won't like you less for this hehe
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: i'm hyperventilating
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: i haven't stopped saying omg
Kirlian Nexx says: Maybe he's exactly the same
Kirlian Nexx says: Not stopping with saying omg
Kirlian Nexx says: For a different reason *GRINS*
Kirlian Nexx says: lol
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: no omg
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: don't say that omg
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: o m g
** a few hundred more OMG chants later, coupled with variations that include the phrase "holy shit"**
Kirlian Nexx says: lol
Kirlian Nexx says: It's okkkkkkkkkkkkkk
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: i'm going to faint
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: hold me
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: o m g
Kirlian Nexx says: Yeah he would kick my ass if I did that :o
Kirlian Nexx says: Specially now :x
Kirlian Nexx says: lol
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: o m g
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: oh. my. fucking. god.
Kirlian Nexx says: Stoppppppppppppppp
Kirlian Nexx says: It's nothing :p
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: i know. i know. i know.
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: i am calm. i have calmed down. i can breathe again. yes. yes, i can. rationally he was supposed to see it... eventually... i would've caved
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: BUT not so soon o m g
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyy goddddddddddddddddddddddd
Kirlian Nexx says: -_-
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: this is the anime scene
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: where i have my head against the wall and i'm going "omg" over and over and over again bent over a chair THIS close to puking
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: *pukes*
7:30pm: Anticipation
Heard between a semi-awkward couple, quite probably the product of an agreement to a blind date, while in queue for tickets to watch Transfomers (edited out the mangled English for comprehension purposes):
"So why do you like Transformers?"
"'Cause it's cool. And it was the first of it's kind. No one did the robot transform thing before."
"I thought the Japanese did it? They've been doing it all this while. Aren't Transformers copycats then?"
Awkward pause from the guy. "Haha yeah, I guess. I like the copycats."
"Oh. Haha." Pause. "So, uhm, what are the Transformers about?"
"See that dude over there?" Gallant point at a poster of Optimus Prime. "That's Optimus Prime. He's a truck."
... Yeah ok, that's like telling me Captain Jack Sparrow is a pirate -_-
It's hard not to eavesdrop in a clusterfuck of people who are sweating over each other dying to get to the counter to see if the movie they want isn't already sold out. It really is.
The plus side of listening to Captain Obvious continuously rant on about Aliens, which his lady friend got confused with Species, and quite possibly a summary of episodes two, four and a history of Predator (I know, we were in queue for THAT FUCKING LONG): we had tickets! And seats smack in the middle of the cinema.
So cool ^^;
8pm: Hunger
In celebration of getting marvelous seats on such short notice, I decided to tell my no-carb diet to take a hike... only to see my nutritionist saunter by just as I was about to indulge in a big, fat heaping forkful of mashed potates.
Oh, the guilt. The painful, sweet guilt.
And because I'm not the bitter, hateful, spiteful, grumpy abomination that she knows whenever I go to see her, she didn't recognize me (praise JAB!). The head turning bit helped too.
9pm: Satisfaction
Transformers. Is. Super. Freaking. AWESOME. It is so BLOODY GOOD and if you haven't seen it already: go beg, borrow, steal or claw your way through the unwavering horde of aunties, uncles, snotty preppy bitches, ah bengs and ah lians who seem to appear out of nowhere just in time for movie screenings for the tickets. Do it. NOW.
That freeway chase scene? Visually orgasmic. And a half. O M G (yes, I haven't stopped saying that either).
I want my own autobot! -_-
p/s: we also have geeky pictures from the Simpson's movie couch promo set... i.e. Cina picking Homer's nose, Chris getting cozy on the couch and me strangling Bart. Uploads inc once I get them off Chris' camera :)
Of course, it's still technically "today" for me despite it actually being realistically "tomorrow" since I've yet to sleep. Today was massive heaps of fun. Incoherent. Chaotic. Exciting. More fun. TRANSFORMERS. And more fun.
8am: Numb
Still suffering from last night's flat and horridly tasteless snot of a nutrition-filled snack they call oatmeal. It's OUTmeal. For the record, it tastes nothing like Nestum. Nestum is amazing while oatmeal is incomparibly, godforsakenly awful... ugh, filth. I spit on oatmeal!
I'd rather swallow.
Yeah. It's THAT bad.
Afternoon: Boredem
I had to find ways to entertain myself because my usual source of excitement/entertainment/attention was busy elsewhere sending vocal shockwaves into the nearest window panes and giving the neighbours hell.
6pm: Chaos to the n-th degree, Fourier Transform style
Some things have a tendency to... spiral out of control and mature before its actual estimated time of release. Granted the variables were rigged by yours truly and not-too-shamelessly divulged, you would say I was really, really asking for it. However, consoling with Paulo is sometimes almost as comforting as getting stabbed in the eye with a blunt spoon.
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: and i think i'm going to puke over my toes
Kirlian Nexx says: LOL
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: like now
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: cause
Kirlian Nexx says: Ok go to the bathroom :x
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: i think he found it
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: i'm going to throw up
Kirlian Nexx says: LOL
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: like bad
Kirlian Nexx says: I tried for like 5 mins and gave up ;o
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: considering i took out 5
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: i'm going to throw up
Kirlian Nexx says: Five?
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: i so am
Kirlian Nexx says: I thought there were only 2
Kirlian Nexx says: lol
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: one every month
Kirlian Nexx says: Ahh ok
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: i chickened out with a few
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: i'm going to throw up
Kirlian Nexx says: BAWKKKKKKK :D
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: i'm going to throw up
Kirlian Nexx says: Well you knew the chances were high! ;x
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: i know but
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: i'm so throwing up
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: ........... like now.
Kirlian Nexx says: LOL
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: TAIHEN DESUUUUUUUU OMG O M G
Kirlian Nexx says: Que pasa?
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: TAI HEN DESU TAIHEN omfg i'm freaking out
Kirlian Nexx says: Oh come on you drama queen ;x hehe
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: i. am. freaking. out.
**a few hundred OMGs, soiled toes and a quiet moment squatting in the corner my room later**
Kirlian Nexx says: Well next time till will make you think twice about consequences ;o
Kirlian Nexx says: Though I don't think it matters
Kirlian Nexx says: He won't like you less for this hehe
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: i'm hyperventilating
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: i haven't stopped saying omg
Kirlian Nexx says: Maybe he's exactly the same
Kirlian Nexx says: Not stopping with saying omg
Kirlian Nexx says: For a different reason *GRINS*
Kirlian Nexx says: lol
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: no omg
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: don't say that omg
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: o m g
** a few hundred more OMG chants later, coupled with variations that include the phrase "holy shit"**
Kirlian Nexx says: lol
Kirlian Nexx says: It's okkkkkkkkkkkkkk
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: i'm going to faint
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: hold me
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: o m g
Kirlian Nexx says: Yeah he would kick my ass if I did that :o
Kirlian Nexx says: Specially now :x
Kirlian Nexx says: lol
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: o m g
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: oh. my. fucking. god.
Kirlian Nexx says: Stoppppppppppppppp
Kirlian Nexx says: It's nothing :p
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: i know. i know. i know.
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: i am calm. i have calmed down. i can breathe again. yes. yes, i can. rationally he was supposed to see it... eventually... i would've caved
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: BUT not so soon o m g
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyy goddddddddddddddddddddddd
Kirlian Nexx says: -_-
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: this is the anime scene
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: where i have my head against the wall and i'm going "omg" over and over and over again bent over a chair THIS close to puking
sean^2 ~ yees is my baby says: *pukes*
7:30pm: Anticipation
Heard between a semi-awkward couple, quite probably the product of an agreement to a blind date, while in queue for tickets to watch Transfomers (edited out the mangled English for comprehension purposes):
"So why do you like Transformers?"
"'Cause it's cool. And it was the first of it's kind. No one did the robot transform thing before."
"I thought the Japanese did it? They've been doing it all this while. Aren't Transformers copycats then?"
Awkward pause from the guy. "Haha yeah, I guess. I like the copycats."
"Oh. Haha." Pause. "So, uhm, what are the Transformers about?"
"See that dude over there?" Gallant point at a poster of Optimus Prime. "That's Optimus Prime. He's a truck."
... Yeah ok, that's like telling me Captain Jack Sparrow is a pirate -_-
It's hard not to eavesdrop in a clusterfuck of people who are sweating over each other dying to get to the counter to see if the movie they want isn't already sold out. It really is.
The plus side of listening to Captain Obvious continuously rant on about Aliens, which his lady friend got confused with Species, and quite possibly a summary of episodes two, four and a history of Predator (I know, we were in queue for THAT FUCKING LONG): we had tickets! And seats smack in the middle of the cinema.
So cool ^^;
8pm: Hunger
In celebration of getting marvelous seats on such short notice, I decided to tell my no-carb diet to take a hike... only to see my nutritionist saunter by just as I was about to indulge in a big, fat heaping forkful of mashed potates.
Oh, the guilt. The painful, sweet guilt.
And because I'm not the bitter, hateful, spiteful, grumpy abomination that she knows whenever I go to see her, she didn't recognize me (praise JAB!). The head turning bit helped too.
9pm: Satisfaction
Transformers. Is. Super. Freaking. AWESOME. It is so BLOODY GOOD and if you haven't seen it already: go beg, borrow, steal or claw your way through the unwavering horde of aunties, uncles, snotty preppy bitches, ah bengs and ah lians who seem to appear out of nowhere just in time for movie screenings for the tickets. Do it. NOW.
That freeway chase scene? Visually orgasmic. And a half. O M G (yes, I haven't stopped saying that either).
I want my own autobot! -_-
p/s: we also have geeky pictures from the Simpson's movie couch promo set... i.e. Cina picking Homer's nose, Chris getting cozy on the couch and me strangling Bart. Uploads inc once I get them off Chris' camera :)
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