nekomatta

Friday, April 28, 2006

parental warning: this entry is full with both obvious and discreetly dirty suggestions, not intended for the eyes of a minor and/or the narrow-minded with a liberally backwards social perspective of sex and satisfaction ^^;

so, i got a message from a friend, who's very shy and would quite possibly go on an emo over-drive on me if i mentioned his name, saying that he "heard" (depends if you call reading on-screen text "heard") a random passing comment about my sexual preferences/behaviors/likes.

my heart skipped a beat as a first thought lanced across my mind: aw fuck, they found my abandoned smut archive -_- i mean, although i don't openly promote my kinkier side, i express them through writing (and then some ;p) and there's nothing really to be shy about. WELL, after awhile you do get used to the idea that people you potentially know could be reading them... eventually lol ^^;

if you've read up to this point and have a condescending "oh my" openly projected towards the screen then sit back, take that twist out of your knickers and take a deep breath (or close the window :p).
everybody has naughty thoughts. some much naughtier than others of course ;) and some are more open about it than others. to each his/her own ;)

i fantasize. do you? ^^;

*cough* back to my story lol

then a second thought came filtering through: wow, and here i thought that people online who knew me saw me as an innocent prude ;)

highly amused but kepo (translation: busybody) as fuck, i prodded to see if he would tell me more.

alas, nothing ;/

however he did say the comment that was passed around was: "she's a phone sex operator and likes threesomes and shit like that" xD

after that little revealing compliment i believe i can safely say i know who started this ^^;

i know, i know... phone sex operator? isn't that somewhat degrading?

heck no :D stroke and empower my ego more imo lol :p
as i told mark, having a voice that is capable of lingering seductively in a man's head and grabbing his other head at the same time says plenty about the woman ;)

i ain't even going to lie, as it stands, i have the voice of a 12 year old. if you're getting your rocks off to what i'm saying you're probably a) a pedophile or b) *********

*** lol i just had to xD censorship to avoid drama because i just took a pot shot towards someone who lacks the balls to talk things out with me when his ego gets deflated ;) when you grow some, let me know.

or i could be just that good? ^^;

anyway, i wish i could whore my voice out for a nice paycheck every week. hentai voice actress anyone? lol ah, i can always dream ;)

and threesomes?? i'll admit i'm bi-curious <3 (/lick hi lover! ;p)
but don't even get me started. hmph!
i didn't get one before i left the states, there is NO WAY in hell i'm going to get a menage a trois in prudesville malaysia >.>

oh well xD

hope your afternoon was as entertaining as mine ^^;

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